Siri’s Got Some Self Control…

Show some restraint.

Siri Knows There Is Always An App For That

Thata girl.

Siri Don’t Care About Drinking and Driving?

Here’s a bar and I’ll call the cops for ya too! Thanks

Siri: It’s Going Down In Detroit

What? No holes in Detroit?!!! Just drive.

Sorry all the hospitals are already full in Detroit – from all the “hurting”.

Of course Siri is a Trekkie